Reading Digest: Missing Canadian Edition

by on May 18, 2013


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“It took the children forty minutes to locate Canada on the map.” – Marge Simpson
“Marge, anyone can miss Canada, all tucked away down there.” – Homer Simpson

Whenever Zombie Simpsons hitches its fading star to a currently popular celebrity, your Katys Perry and Ladys Gaga, the internet throws a brief but mild fit wherein huge numbers of pop culture sites that normally couldn’t give a fuck about the show write about how Celebrity X is gonna be Simpsonized.  That very thing happened this week in regards to Justin Bieber’s brief and pointless cameo, so it’s a bit of a clipped Reading Digest.  Bieber clogged the tubes, and once you’ve read one blog post lamenting the brevity of his appearance, you’ve read all several thousand of them.   Besides that deliberate omission, we’ve got some cool fan art, a statistical analysis of other celebrity guests, some excellent usage, several people who agree with us, some (possibly dubious) statistics about Duff, and a plastic donut.

Enjoy.

Oh, and this is basically obligatory today:

The Curse of the Simpsons! – Smooth Charlie’s Link of the Week is this statistical look at whether or not guest voicing on The Simpsons is bad for your health.  Short answer, no:

So there is no curse, celebrities who appear on the Simpsons live about an extra 3 years (on average at least).  If we look at the ages Simpson guests have been dying, the average is 76 years, with some folks pushing 100.

No wonder they keep having pointless cameos like Bieber and Captain Picard, it makes people live longer.  Jean’s probably got a lucrative, off the books sideline in selling guest spots.  (At this rate, Bieber’s going to be alive until 2130.) 

Went to get my oil changed and found this… – This is a reddit link to a positively amazing set of images of styrofoam cups with elaborate drawings, including the Simpson family on the inside of one.

Bizarro Baseball: the Isotopes – Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made:

Perhaps the strangest, most incredible part of this origin story lies in the annals (or lack thereof) of subsidiary rights:

In the three months after the team’s name was announced in September 2002, before the team ever took the field, the team sold more merchandise than the Albuquerque Dukes sold in any single season, and led minor league baseball in merchandising revenue in 2003.

The real life Simpsons: The Groening family tree – This is what happens when you have to come up with characters in the waiting cubicle at 1987 FOX.

Canadian ‘couch gag’ a dream come true for ‘Simpsons’ fan – So that couch gag contest they’re running isn’t just a desperate ploy for attention, it’s an internationally desperate ploy for attention:

Savaya, 22, earned the trip to Hollywood by coming up with a “couch gag” for the opening credits of the season 24 finale of The Simpsons. It airs Sunday at 8:30 p.m. on Global.

Savaya’s couch gag will air only on the Canadian broadcast of the show.

“I’ve never seen a Canadian couch gag before so I figured I might as well make it as Canadian as possible,” he says of his decision to include Sir John A. MacDonald, a hockey player, a loon and a beaver — and Maggie replacing her pacifier with a hockey puck.

Not now, Ralph. 

Top 8½ Overlooked Games – Video game nostalgia that agrees with us:

lots of people bought it but many dismissed it as another crappy licensed game. And those who did so were wrong. Sure, it’s a GTA clone without the violence, but it’s also some of the best ones out there. Good gameplay, good Simpsons-esque humor (not nearly as good or daring as in the golden age of Simpsons, but still), voice acting by the original cast and so on.

The Simpsons writer hails North West talent – More about that new British show Weinstein is doing.

Voice to Vexed – Perfectly quoted excellent usage:

This is a verbatim message I recently spoke to my brother’s Voice-to-Text service, quoting Chief Clancy Wiggum from The Simpsons: “This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a . . . car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat: hatless.”

I can’t wait till they throw his hatless butt in jail.

Huzzah! – Because all dictionary entries should reference The Simpsons and be written on bar napkins. 

“Mad Men” accidentally includes anachronism, sets Internet ablaze – Quoted at length because, yeah:

As aforementioned, “The Simpsons” provides an excellent send up of this. But Comic Book Guy does not only pick apart fictional TV shows and comic books of the “Simpsons” universe. In thinly veiled moments of meta-commentary, he pokes fun at the “Simpsons’” devoted fan base. This is done beautifully in an old episode when the Simpson family obtains a pet horse. Comic Book Guy references a previous “Simpsons” episode with a similar plotline. To a crowd of surrounding people, he cattily insinuates the series’ laziness. The “Simpsons” writers proceed to throw shade at obsessive fans such as Comic Book Guy, as Homer asks aloud: “Anybody care what this guy thinks?” The crowd resoundingly replies: “No!”

In the past weeks, some voices in the media have played Comic Book Guy to “Mad Men’s” “The Simpsons.” In a recent episode of “Mad Men,” Joan Holloway referenced eating at New York restaurant Le Cirque. Upon fact checking, people discovered that there was no Le Cirque in 1968 New York. Ostensibly, this quibble seems reasonable; historical authenticity is a vital part of “Mad Men’s” mojo, and to let if fall by the wayside seems a disregard for what the viewers love about the show.

Joan has the Wizard Key, I knew it! 

Childhood Nostalgia: Mmm Donuts. – Eat it, Freeman and Nicholson:

Around the time the Simpsons Movie came out, 7-11 came out with these pink sprinkled donuts, identical to the one from the character. Of course I immediately bought it when it came out and man did I fell in love with it. It wasn’t the best donut I have ever eaten, overload on sugar and frosting and mediocre dough. But the fact that I accomplished a childhood dream (to eat that little pink donut), the taste didn’t really matter to me. Besides that feeling where you eat that little pink donut alongside the POP! Homer Simpsons figurine that has the same little pink donut in his hand, priceless.

Bucket List: Eat a Homer Simpsons donut – CHECK

Your childhood dream was to run out onto the field during a baseball game, and you did it last year, remember?

Dag 097 – Yet more t-shirt. 

Best. Episode. Ever. (Round 25) – In a competition between “Homer the Heretic” and “Lost Our Lisa”, I must respectfully disagree.

7 Pensamentos de Homer Simpson – You know it’s a good joke when you can recognize it even in a foreign language:

5. Lisa, vampiros são faz-de-conta, como elfos, gremlins e esquimós.

?? I don’t care, I love it ?? – Speaking of languages I don’t speak, I have no idea what’s going on here, but there are two ladies painting Homer on a wall.  Cool. 

The Great Gatsby…In 10 Words – And then I saw the lighthouse, and I remembered how you love blinking lights.

Doctor Who Monday: Nightmare in Silver…In 10 Words – Oh, I forgot to, uh, carry the one.

Randy Jackson Leaving American Idol…In 10 Words – I wouldn’t. 

The Office (US)…In 10 Words – Determined or not, that cat is long dead by now.

You’re Wrong about the Worst Draft Pick in Packers History – Excellent usage:

Everyone is feeling pretty good about the prospects picked. We’re in that afterglow period where we can imagine all the good things that our team can do without being pestered by the reality of games played, injuries suffered, potentials not reached.

As Homer Simpson would say, “that Bart is a little miracle … he reminds me of me before the weight of the world crushed my spirit.”

Homer actually says “that Bart of ours”, but close enough.

I lack direction – The show has always provided a roundabout introduction to pop culture:

I also realized that, though I had not really heard of or seen Doctor Who before then, I had glimpsed Doctor Who out of the corner of my eye; I started watching The Simpsons maybe in 2000, or thereabouts, both the new shows on Sundays and the reruns that played in the afternoons, and there was that Halloween episode where the Comic Book Guy turned into a Comic Book Villain, The Collector, and started collecting famous people, including ‘Doctor Who’ or the Fourth Doctor.

Duff Beer | Beer Of The World – Not entirely sure that this is trustworthy, but five percent seems about right:

BEER DETAILS

  • Name: Duff Beer
  • Brewery: Duff Breweries
  • City: Springfield
  • Country: USA
  • Produced since: 1989
  • Style: Pilsener
  • ABV: 5%
  • Ingredients: water, malted barley, maize, hops

TV – The Top 15 episodes of The Simpsons (Part 2) – An otherwise fine list spoiled by an entry from Season 19. 

PIXIE and PIXIER: Lisa Simpson Girl Gang – A snazzy Lisa hat for the fashionable Simpsons fan.

Homer Simpson Listening to Ned Flanders – An animated .gif of Homer not caring about that rowboat of decorative geraniums. 

The Simpsons/Robot Chicken Couch Gag – In case you missed it, here’s the YouTube.  (It took too long and it was still the best part of the episode.) 

Analog 365 Project Day 133 – Good enough:

I found this giant plastic doughnut my boyfriend has from a Simpson’s game and couldn’t resist taking a goofy self portrait with it.

Everyone loves plastic donuts. 

You Don’t Make Friends with Salad! – Weight loss sucks:

Homer Simpson was right; you don’t make friends with salad.

1-800-COLLECT – I’d forgotten that the show did collect call ads.  Why collect call numbers were ever worth advertising on television I will never know.

When my blog gets foreign visits: – Animated .gif of the shifty eyed dog from “Beyond Blunderdome”.

lenny loves carl – This is a new blog with the fantastic title you see at left.  Also: just one week until Arrested Development

The Simpsons Season 7 Review – Yup:

After re-watching The Simpsons Season 7 it made me realise how good the show was and how much it has gone downhill.

My Hero: Lisa Simpson – And finally, I get to end the way I like, with someone who agrees with us.  And besides, who doesn’t love Lisa?:

Now, right off the bat, I have to admit that I haven’t been as much of a Simpson’s fanatic as I was as a child. When I talk about The Simpsons, I’m talking about post-the-three-eyed-crow-opening, the old school Simpsons that had obscure literary references, sexual innuendos and morally thematic episodes. It was in these early years that I first fell in love with Lisa Lionheart, the girl who never backed down from a fight.

Amen.  (Also, lotta good screen grabs and YouTube there.)

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Quote of the Day

by on May 15, 2013

Dr. Joyce Brothers (The Naked Gun)

“Tonight on Smartline, the power plant strike: argle-bargle or foofaraw?  With us tonight are plant owner C.M. Burns, union kingpin Homer Simpson, and talk show mainstay Dr. Joyce Brothers.” – Kent Brockman
“I brought my own mike.” – Dr. Joyce Brothers

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The Simpsons Season 9: The Beginning of the End.

by on May 14, 2013

Recently I bought Season 9 of the Simpsons on DVD (the special edition carved in the shape of Lisa’s head) as part of the HMV Blue Cross sale when everyone thought it was going out of business. Ironically enough, there were plenty of copies of this for sale, meaning I got it at a pretty cheap price (a fiver, I think).

I found this interesting in itself; season 9 is largely seen as where the wheels started to come off the show’s incredibly high-quality run. In some respects, it is unreasonable to think a show that between seasons 4 to 8 are considered some of the best TV has ever produced; probably THE best during the 90’s. It was in these seasons where the show grew in confidence from it’s initial boom in it’s first three seasons (which still has plenty of excellent episodes) to grow into a full concious, self-aware cultural phenomenon, due to it’s insanely consistently brilliant episodes, jokes and characters. It was here that the show began to really turn it’s mirror towards America, with particular reference to its TV, Film and media consumption, and found it ripe for excellent parody and satire.

So what went wrong in Season 9? Well, Tonally, it is all over the place. There’s a few reasons for this but it would not be unfair to say that it was a transitional season. After the incredible peaks of Season 7 & 8 (and my they are high), many of those who had brought the show to its ascension decided it was time to move on before or during Season 9, namely the immense Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein.

Equally, Season 9 has episodes from all over the shop. Holdovers from both Season 7 and 8 (the first 4 bar Halloween VIII) and written and directed by a much wider cast of writers than before. From ‘The Cartridge Family’ onwards, the show was ran by the much criticised Mike Scully, and the animation and tone changes a lot from there to ‘Natural Born Kissers’. Scully would eventually become full-time show-runner from Season 10 through 12, and this would become the period of which many of The Simpsons early fans would become disheartened. Personally, I think these are very underrated series, as it saw the show become even further delving into meta and self awareness without (in my opinion) going into pastiche as it would from 13 onwards.

But Season 9 was the first real bump in the road, and having now re-visited the series, has confirmed to me that it is one of the most inconsistent (though obviously still much more preferable to whatever the show is churning out now). Here, I’m going to explore the best, worst and more intriguing moments in the series:

The Best:

  • The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

Written by Ian Maxtone-Graham, ran by Oakley and Weinstein

Let’s start at the beginning shall we? The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (a hold-over, and it shows) opened Season 9 which much promise and is still remembered as a fan-and-critic-favourite. It obviously has since taken on a rather eerie after-life, concentrating as much on the Twin Towers as it does, which saw it taken off the air for some time after 9/11. But here we see Maxtone-Graham (one of the only remaining really consistent writers to this day) and the classic production team of Oakley and Weinstein.

The Simpsons being tourists somewhere episode has since been done to death, but at this point was still a relatively new thing (Bart vs. Australia being the only other prior example) and this remains a great one. A Yonkers native, Maxtone-Graham perfectly captures New York’s essence without expending its relevance to plot or the characters. It’s also really funny; “Oh that’s just drunk talk! Sweet, beautiful drunk talk.” and contains one of Al Clausen’s most infuriatingly catchy creations in ‘I’m Checkin’ In’ which rivals ‘Stop the Planet of The Apes – I want to get off!’. It also includes some brilliant moment’s such as Homer’s lingering memories of New York City in the late 70’s, Marge getting excited about really nondescript landmarks (and later, shoes) and Bart visiting MAD Magazine.

But this would be the penultimate episode from Oakley and Weinstein (though their finale still raises eyebrows today – more on that later) and it is the one that very much feels like a continuation of the brilliant 2 seasons that went before it. It’s hard to find this quality again in the Season or indeed in the shows run hereafter.

Other Greats:

  • “The Cartridge Family” – Or, the gun control episode. This one was also a hold-over, though it was Scully’s first producing, and is probably even more relevant today than at the time. It is also probably one of the last Simpsons episodes to really take a serious American social issue on with as much vigour, even though it decides to be balanced given large disagreements within the cast and crew over its subject manner – Matt Groening for instance is completely anti-guns and feels this episode is too soft. It is a great episode though, and the Soccer sequence that opens it is one of the best opening shticks the show ever did.
  • “The Joy of Sect” – This one was ran by David Mirkin who oversaw Seasons 5 and 6 (some pedigree then) and is a scathing bite at Religion and Cults (with particular reference to Scientology). It is also one of Marge’s finest moments – along with “In Marge We Trust” – as she helps to bring down the town’s hypnotism with The Leader; until he fully does it himself.
  • “The Last Temptation of Krust” – Krusty is a pretty consistently great character, one can tell the writers have a lot of fun with him. This is a fun episode with lots of great guests, including most notably, Jay Leno, and seeing Krusty morph into a Bill Hicks type, only to realise he’s a corporate shrill at heart. And then there’s “Canyonero!”
  • “Simpsons Tide” / “The Trouble With Trillions” – I’ve put these two together because they’re next to each other in the run but also because they’re startlingly similar in politics (and yet both still great). “Simpsons Tide” would be the last for 3rd and 4th season showrunners Al Jean & Mike Reiss (yet another brilliant duo). It starts off as one of “Homer’s wacky jobs” episodes – this being being the Naval Reserve after being fired, only to return to the plant NEXT WEEK – but it goes completely all out bonkers by it’s dénouement; an indication of things to come. Homer’s participation in War Games see’s him end up in actual combat, and ending up in Russia The Soviet Union (this episode also gives the game away that Springfield is in fact based on Portland, Oregon). While in the latter (also written by Maxtone-Graham), it is communist Cuba rather than Russia which Homer, Mr. Burns & Smithers attempt to buy with a trillion dollar bill, as they fight back from Government oppression and Tax. It’s rather amazing that such an anti-American government episode exists, particularly one that ends up with Mr. Burns claiming he’ll bribe the grand jury to get out of trouble, whereas in the previous episode, Homer is off the hook because of various misdemeanour’s by the jury trying him.

The Worst(s)

  • “The Principle and The Pauper”

Written by Ken Keeler, ran by Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein

So, the Elephant in the Room. For the record, I don’t actually think this is a bad episode, nor even the worst on this series (That is obviously “All Singing, All Dancing”). But it is certainly the most controversial and the one which led many to believe in the “beginning of the end”. What’s funny about it is that it’s also a hold-over, and is Oakley and Weinstein’s last episode* (airing only a week after The New York episode) which is a weird place to park their legacy. When I was re-watching these episodes on the DVD, I had the commentary on all of them, and this was by far the most interesting. Oakley, Weinstein and writer Ken Keeler still defend this episode as one of the great misunderstood anomalies of The Simpsons’ legacy, and they make a convincing case (though they also joke about it being their last episode and they just wanted to fuck with it at this point). In their view, what this episode is about, is how changing the status quo is largely an unpopular and unsuccessful thing to do, hence the ending where everyone decides never to talk about this episode again. It’s easy to see why that feels like a slap in the face to the many millions of viewers worldwide who had stuck with the show from the beginning, just to have an established character be besmirched, then seemingly joke about how it was a terrible idea in the first place. But the crew do have a point, there is a very salient, meta-life this episode took on when they ended up satirising its own audience who didn’t quite catch on to the episode’s nuanced tone, which does possess some very touching moments. Ultimately though, it’s not a hugely funny episode and the emotion it contains runs out of sympathy once the “real” Seymour Skinner is simply cast-away after an expertly delivered speech from guest star Martin Sheen. Unfortunately, this episode just scraped a little too close to the bone for many to handle.

Other Stinkers:

The aforementioned, terrible “All Singing, All Dancing” though as they make reference to, was a contractually obligated clip-show and not their choice. Elsewhere, “Lisa the Simpson” (*which is Oakley & Weinstein’s finale) struggles with a Lisa-oriented show, “This Little Wiggy” and “Bart Carny” are just a bit dull, and “King of the Hill” is just a bit pointless over all. Though not as bad, “Das Bus” is a strange one with some great moments and an obvious homage to Lord of the Flies has no real other meaning (though it does make a much better joke than in “Principal and the Pauper” where a God-like voice-over conveniently explains that the marooned children are “Saved by… ohhh, I don’t know, let’s say… Moe.”

The Underrated:

  • Lisa the Skeptic

Written by David S. Cohen, ran by Mike Scully

“Lisa the Skeptic” has always been one of my understated favourites, a very dark and emotionally powerful episode which yet again puts Springfield onto the brink of potential Armageddon. But where before these kind of episodes were thrown at man-of-faith Ned Flanders (“Bart’s Comet”, ”Hurricane Neddy”) this time the central conflict is between Lisa and Marge (or Science vs. Religion) and it is at once a very touching and at times difficult watch. It’s not exactly big on laughs, though this does start the process of “Flanderization” as Homer exploits the town’s faith (particularly Flanders) for monetary gain which provides much humour, but it is The Simpsons at perhaps its most existential, as well as giving Lisa and Marge some of their strongest moments in the show’s history. The angel Lisa discovers ends up being merely a marketing ploy which becomes instantly more important to Springfield, but more importantly, tests the bonds between the central monther-daughter relationship of the show and leaves them stronger than ever.

Other Notables:

About halfway through Season 9, the show changes in to this era of the programme ran by Scully. Season 6 also does this from around “Bart’s Comet” to bein the era that ends at “The Joy of Sect” as Scully grew in confidence with the position – 6 incidentally is also as a result a very transitional season, but it still remains much more consistent than 9. “Dumbbell Indemnity” is the first truly successful episode of what was to come for the next three seasons, by possessing some great gags and an interesting plot, and would be followed by “Girly Edition”, “Lost Our Lisa” and “Natural Born Kissers” as excellent examples of the now very different tone to what the season started with. It is in these episodes that Scully really found his feet and would continue to do so for the remainder on his tenure. Ultimately, if it’s been a while since you’ve seen these episodes, and you weren’t impressed initially  I implore you to give them another try, and while you’re at it, revisit seasons 10 and 11, because there are some great episodes in there which go largely ignored because of this idea that Season 9 (and Mike Scully) ruined it. Though they may not have had the consistency (but who could, honestly?) there are lots of undervalued episodes that are well worth re-visiting here.

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Seth MacFarlane guest-voices ‘The Simpsons’ – USA TODAY

by on May 10, 2013


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Seth MacFarlane guest-voices 'The Simpsons'
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Quote of the Day

by on May 4, 2013

Three Men and a Comic Book9

“Can you let me have it for forty dollars?” – Martin Prince
“Forty bucks?  Forget it!  You made me get off my stool for that?” – Comic Book Guy
“It’s all I’ve got!  I sold seeds, I visited my aunt in the nursing home, I fished a dime out of the sewer for God’s sake!” – Martin Prince

Happy Birthday Russi Taylor! 

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‘The Simpsons’ Co-Creator Sam Simon Battling Cancer

by on May 2, 2013

The Simpsons co-creator Sam Simon is undergoing chemotherapy after he was diagnosed with cancer. The 57-year-old writer and producer, who devised the hugely popular cartoon with Matt Groening and…

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TV Sunday: ‘Vikings,’ ‘Simpsons,’ ‘Wife’ – USA Today – USA TODAY

by on April 29, 2013

TV Sunday: 'Vikings,' 'Simpsons,' 'Wife' – USA Today
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But cartoons like The Simpsons have often been willing to wade in where live-action shows fear to tread, as it does tonight with an episode that finds Homer suddenly fired up with a churchly fever, thanks to a new pastor (voiced by guest star Edward

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Reading Digest: Futurama Gets Cancelled Again Edition

by on April 26, 2013

Bart Gets Famous9

“What’s gonna happen to me?” – Bart Simpson
“And now it’s time for Match Game 2034!  With Billy Crystal, Farrah Fawcett Majors O’Neil Varney, the ‘I Didn’t Do It’ boy, ventriloquist Loni Anderson, Spike Lee, and the always lovely and vivacious head of Kitty Carlisle.” – TV Announcer
“Hi, everybody!  Let’s start the game.” – Head of Kitty Carlisle

Since you’re reading this Simpsons website, you’ve probably already heard that Futurama got the ax (for a second time) this week.  It wasn’t entirely unexpected news since Comedy Central clearly wasn’t putting much into the show in terms of scheduling or promotion, but it’s a bit of a bummer nevertheless.  I thought last summer’s episodes were a noticeable improvement over the other “new” episodes, and it’s too bad that this summer will be the last of them.  (For now.)  But this does mean that we have lots of links about the second death of the quirky and much beloved spin-off. 

In addition to the Futurama eulogies, we’ve got two different Simpsons alums starting new shows, a new Simpsons best episode countdown to add to the tournament one, Harry Shearer remaining funny in the face of radio cancellation, an update on the Simpsons/Akira project, some more Bart themed clothing, and another scientific study involving the show.

Enjoy.

TV Guide – Watch My Show: Wendell & Vinnie’s Jay Kogen Answers Our Showrunner Survey – Kogen knocks these dull questions out of the park.  Some examples:

TV Guide Magazine: Who should be watching Wendell & Vinnie?
Kogen: Our show is mainly designed for prison inmates and their children.

And:

TV Guide Magazine: Tell us something fun about your cast.
Kogen:
They can survive in the forest with only a buck knife, a rope, and a team of hair & makeup artists. Jerry Trainor, who plays Uncle Vinnie, is not only the most gifted comic actor working today, but he’s also one of America’s foremost clog dancers. For him it’s not dancing unless there are wooden shoes pounding the ground. Buddy Handleson plays 12-year-old Wendell and he’s insanely talented for his age, which is a very young 63. He keeps his skin so young by never chewing his food. Haley Strode, who plays Taryn, was at one time going to become a heavy weight boxer but during her road to the Olympics, fell in love with both acting and not being punched unconscious. Nicole Sullivan plays Aunt Wilma and she’s famous for being able to communicate with the dead. She has the "voice from above" which allows her to talk to the deceased relatives of our cast and crew. She says mostly they complain about the weather and wish Lena Dunham would cover herself, for heaven’s sake.

The Learning Days’ 1 year anniversary – A look back, track by track – pt. 3 – It seems “Summer of 4Ft. 2” inspired a song:

Sometimes the genesis of a song will be a single freeze frame in my mind’s eye. Either one I make up or one I’ve experienced. In the case of “The Fair’s in Town Tonight” it was a sad one I had seen…..from The Simpsons:

This poignant moment of cartoon gravity came after a scene at a carnival/fair thus planting the seed of a song whose theme was the deception of appearances: sad people can be at fair, adult males can watch cartoons…

Futurama cancelled for the second time – Our first Futurama link contains this helpful reminder about how poorly that show’s network overlords treated it:

It never got the same love from the network as it did for Groening’s more famous creation; being subjected to that awful American habit of “let’s just show this whenever” – usually being dropped from its Sunday night schedule when a sporting event overran its allotted time, or moved to Tuesdays then quickly moved back and pre-empted by sport again. This happened so often that at one point, the time between completion of an episode and its airdate was a whole year.

It still mystifies me that Futurama was still broadcasting new episodes in 2003.  It sure seemed like FOX cancelled it in 2001.

No More Futurama, Halle Berry’s Back, and North Dakota TV Cussin’ – Yup, it’s over again, and even Simpsons alum David S/X Cohen wasn’t surprised:

I felt like we were already in the bonus round on these last couple of seasons, so I can’t say I was devastated by the news. It was what I had expected two years earlier. At this point I keep a suitcase by my office door so I can be cancelled at a moment’s notice.

Farewell Futurama: Here are 5 Reasons we’ll miss Zapp Brannigan – Yeah, it’s sad and all, but nothing cheers me up faster than some Zapp Brannigan YouTube. 

My Favorite Episodes of The Simpsons Part I: 40-36 – It’s a countdown . . .

My Favorite Episodes of The Simpsons Part II: 35-31 – . . . so far, so good, no Zombie Simpsons . . .

My Favorite Episodes of The Simpsons Part III: 30-26 . . . still clean . . .

My Favorite Episodes of The Simpsons Part IV: 25-21 . . . and we’re clear.  Lotta good animated .gifs in these posts, by the way.

Best. Episode. Ever. (Round 12) – In which “Bart Sells His Soul” crushes some piece of crap from Season 20.

KCRW gets ‘Le Show’ off the road as part of new strategy – Harry Shearer remains the Earth’s greatest living human being:

As for "Le Show," "I’m changing nothing, except it won’t be on the radio in Los Angeles. People in any city other than L.A. won’t notice any difference."

Heh. 

IT Crowd star for Simpsons writer’s show – Josh Weinstein has a new show in Britain:

The show has been created with ‘hypervynorama’, a new animation technique that combines Japanese vinyl toy design and puppetry with stop-motion animation and CGI.

Strange Gill High is based at an "all-but-forgotten inner-city school filled with fantastical secrets and outlandish mysteries" and will centre on the quick-witted and street smart Mitchell Tanner (Doc Brown) and his friends Becky Butters (Emma Kennedy) and class nerd Templeton (Richard Ayoade).

I’d give that a shot.

Product Development Co-ordinator (Maternity Cover) – A job posting:

Working for Twentieth Century Fox means working on some of the biggest brands in the business; “The Simpsons”, “Ice Age”, “Family Guy” and “Rio” to name but a few. Keeping track of European-wide product development of these brands requires a commitment to the very highest standards.

Ha! 

Crunchyroll – Project Aims to Redraw "Akira" Manga Using "Simpsons" Characters – Some more art from the Bartkira project.

Discussion is over: We are ‘The Simpsons’ Springfield – Springfield, IL – Local columnist looks at that Yeardley Smith video I linked a couple of weeks ago and determines that the real Springfield is in Illinois. 

Stanley Chow Illustration of Manchester England – A great fan made drawing titled “Marge Simpson Barbra Streisand Mash-up”.  Oh, Yentl, I might have known. 

Inspiration for cartoonists? – Does this tree look like Marge?  Enh, kinda.

On Conan O’Brien’s 50th birthday, here are his best episodes of The Simpsons – Lots of good YouTube here.

Clown of Steel – I don’t know Spanish, but this would appear to be about the idea that, based on the third Man of Steel trailer, Krusty may in fact be Superman. 

One Shot: Street Art Inspired By The Simpsons: Chicagoist – I don’t get it either, maybe it’s a Hunger Games thing? 

Trip to Springfield’s Kwik-E-Mart | July 2007 – Scrapbooking that time when 7-11s became Kwik-E-Marts. 

Guys and Dolls…In 10 Words – The important thing is that Luke Skywalker was electric as Nathan Detroit.

Writer Wednesday: Book Apocalypse? – Excellent usage:

“Won’t somebody please think of the children?!”

I couldn’t resist quoting Helen Lovejoy; partly because it’s also the title of my latest publication to appear in the mail (yay) but also because of this bizarre advertisement James Patterson placed in the New York Times Book Review and Publishers Weekly recently.

Pinky Promise: Yellow Bart Simpson – Young lady models her Bart Simpson shirt and excellently matching yellow skirt. 

The Bart Trend – Yet more fancy Bart threads. 

Answering The Simpsons public telephone at Universal Studios Florida – There’s apparently a fake payphone outside of the fake Kwik-E-Mart at the Florida theme park.  This is a YouTube video of some of the things it says. 

Chocolate and Ginger Muffins – Ah, childhood:

This has happened for as long as I can remember and when I was a child, Fridays after school went as follows: tennis practice from 5 until 6, then home to eat spaghetti and sausages on toast while watching The Simpsons, followed by a chocolate muffin. (I miss those days!!) Now I just eat the ‘Friday cake’ (I gave up tennis when I was about 15 to concentrate on music, I never get home in time from work to watch The SImpsons, and I’m probably now too health conscious to eat spaghetti and sausages out of a tin on a regular basis.)

What David Lynch And Tylenol Can Tell You About The Brain – Research is always about how you write it up:

About a half-hour after receiving either 1,000 milligrams of Tylenol or a sugar pill, volunteers were asked to watch a couple of minutes of a Donald Duck cartoon to loosen up.

Then they got to see one of two very different clips. One group watched a clip from Rabbits, a 2002 Lynch film that IMDb "a story of a group of humanoid rabbits and their depressive, daily life." Yep. The others watched a clip from The Simpsons.

Both groups then watched a few minutes of a Snoopy cartoon to distract them.

Still with me? The researchers then asked the volunteers to pass judgment on after the Vancouver Canucks lost to the Boston Bruins in the Stanley Cup in 2011.

The people who got a placebo and watched Rabbits meted out greater punishment than those who’d kicked back with The Simpsons (Tylenol or not) and those who’d had the benefit of Tylenol while squirming to the surreal Lynchian clip.

Screw the Tylenol, it may just be that The Simpsons makes people nicer. 

John C. Moyer, 50, musician-hairdresser – A useful reminder that lots of unknown people do the grunt work:

John C. Moyer, 50, of Mount Airy, a piano player and recording engineer who later became a hairdresser, died Thursday, April 4, of liver disease at his home.

After playing in local pop bands in the early 1980s, Mr. Moyer shifted his focus to recording and opened Warehouse/J.E.M. Sound Recording Studios on Delaware Avenue in Northern Liberties.

He worked with such artists as Bon Jovi and DJ Jazzy Jeff, said his brother, Don. He also recorded works for an album, The Simpsons Sing the Blues, featuring the cartoon family.

Condolences. 

House of Cards indeed: does the ‘Netflix model’ diminish television as art? – I can’t say I agree with the basic idea here, that House of Cards (which is fantastic, if dumb, fun) is somehow diminished because people on the internet don’t write about it enough, but this is certainly true:

One of the reasons The Simpsons will prove to be, in this writer’s haughty, look-at-me-I’m-a-TV-blogger opinion, television’s greatest achievement is because it’s almost impossibly enduring. Those classic seasons just don’t age; even a generally under-appreciated episode like “A Streetcar Named Marge” only increases in stature the more I revisit it (if you don’t cackle hysterically at this The Birds reference at The Ayn Rand School for Tots — genius in itself — then I can nought but pity you).

The really don’t age.  It’s amazing. 

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Quote of the Day

by on April 21, 2013

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"Is he well enough for me to start mothering him unbearably, doctor?" – Marge Simpson
"Better let him rest up a while first." – Dr. Hibbert

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Quote of the Day

by on April 18, 2013

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“We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours, then I was slain by en elf.” – Homer Simpson
“Listen to yourself, man, you’re hanging with nerds.” – Bart Simpson
“You take that back!” – Homer Simpson
“Homer, please, these boys sound very nice, but they’re clearly nerds.” – Marge Simpson

Happy birthday Conan O’Brien!

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